SHARE YOUR OWN STORIES!!!!!

I have gotten a lot of request from people saying they want to share some of their crazy stories! So I decided to make that possible to all of you. All you have to do is email the story to sadesjournal@gmail.com and I'll repost it letting the readers know that it is an anonymous submission from a reader and to feel free to comment with their feedback. There are rules though! For instance don't send me anything with anyone's names because I won't post it!  I don't want people complaining. This is not to call people out. Only to talk about them ANONYMOUSLY!!!  lol Also don't email me with any stories of rape or murder or nothing crazy like that. I'm not interested, send that to the police! Also if it's completely boring I'll still post it but don't get mad when I make sure to post that it is boring as hell too! And then follow up with a post about how bad your post sucks! LMAO! Also you have the option to just submit an idea for me to write about instead of a full story, those are greatly appreciated as well.  ;-D

Sorry...I Been Sick

Hey All,

     I'm writing a letter of apology. Please forgive me I haven't abandoned my blog. I know many of you have been asking why I haven't written a post in a while but I have had a really bad cold and was trying to fight through it. I'm feeling a lot better now. Thanks for your concern. During the time I was sick there was a little incident that occurred which I'd like to share. At the time it was kinda embarrassing, but now I'm able to laugh about it.

     One afternoon last week I left work to go to a doctors appointment. Seems like the cold I thought was getting better was getting worse. Each day came a new symptom. As I'm driving down the street  I went  into a coughing fit. This was one of those new symptoms. Before I just had running nose and sore throat. Now that the sore throat was gone I some how inherited an annoying cough. The cough would stop then I'd feel fine then it would come back and I'd feel like I was choking almost. After about a 40 minute drive I was only 10 minutes away from the doctors office and was doing good on time. I still had 20 minutes to get there. Next thing I know another coughing spell hits me, this time I start gagging which makes me throw up mucus and phlegm all over my shirt. Yeah I know its gross. It's not like I did it on purpose! Anyway, I'm just lucky I managed to hold the steering wheel with one hand, my shirt with the other, and successfully catch it all preventing it from going anywhere else in the car, while watching the road and changing lanes, to now take a quick detour to a friends house! I couldn't go to the doctors office like this. Now I did have on two shirts. Since I was coming from work I had on a t-shirt underneath my work shirt. The work shirt was messed up the most but still the t-shirt was wet so I needed to take them both off. I pulled up in front of my friends house and luckily she was home, I called her to explain and in less than a minute she was next to my car with another shirt, towel, and plastic bag to put my stuff in and everything! GREAT!!!!

     I wiped myself up and changed really fast into the shirt my friend gave me so I could get to the doctor office. I didn't want to be too late because then I'd have to reschedule this appointment I desperately needed. I wasn't too far away so I knew if I hurried I could still make it. The time window was really small though. And for those of you wondering, yeah, I changed in the car. I'm sure the nosy people watching didn't mind, LOL. I was in a hurry now!!!! Anyway I thanked my friend and drove off as I was buttoning up the shirt she gave me. I soon realized that the buttons didn't quite close all the way. In fact from almost my stomach up they wouldn't close. She is smaller than me, so that would mean that her clothes are smaller than mine. hhhmmmm...... I guess in our haste we didn't really think this out. Also I noticed that this shirt was hot pink. hhhmmmm..... I guess in our haste we didn't really think this out either. Okay so I pull up at the doc office now, but I'm not really as in a hurry as I was before knowing I gotta get out the car with this shirt on. I was already looking and feeling bad because I was sick and nose kept running, face and mouth was dry. Then that morning I had a bad hair day so I put on a wig, but couldn't get it quite fixed how I wanted it so I just pulled it back into a ponytail. I noticed when I looked in the rearview mirror it even looked a little crooked on my head. I figured that happened during the coughing spell, or shirt changing in the car or something who knows. Also not to mention I was coming from work, so I had on my work pants, similar to Dickies, that construction workers wear and I had on scuffed up steel toe shoes.

     I got out the car SUPER embarrassed. From the waist down, kinda like a construction worker, not so bad. I was clean. People could understand a person coming from work. From the waist to neck though is another story. I looked kinda like a stripper or maybe porn star. I had on a hot pink button up shirt half buttoned, with a black and pink push up bra that had my boobs looking like they were about a size 38 DDD and had ripped through the shirt bursting to be set free. That was bad! People wouldn't understand that! Then from the neck up my face was all dried and ashy, nose runny, eyes watery, and wig slightly shifted off to the side. That was bad! The combo of all three looks was the WORST!!!!! From the moment I stepped in that waiting room people starred at me and whispered and everything. I ignored them of course, but wondered what they were thinking. I knew if I saw someone walk in like that I'd be taking a pic with my phone and uploading to Facebook or Twitter, LOL!!! So, who knows y'all may see one floating around! The doctor just starred at me and asked if I was okay a bunch of times, I explained to him what happened. He said okay, but he still looked at me with a suspicious look. He also had me do a urinalysis. I figure he was probably drug testing my pee on the sly to see if I had start using or something cause that might better explain why I was really looking like that. He examined me also and claimed nothing was wrong but a common cold and I should be better soon. I'm sure the whole staff had plenty to say when I left. He has been my doctor for years and never seen me like that before, its been a while but not that long since my last visit, I wanted to say, "Dang doc I haven't hit the streets since you last saw me I'm just sick!" LOL... After a long nap at home I felt better and after some time has passed I can laugh about this!!!!

P.S. Oh yea, I forgot to mention, my friend smokes, so most of her things smell like smoke, hence the shirt smelled like smoke as well. SMH

Sade

Time For An Interview!

        For whatever reason it seems like all of my single friends, and their single friends, and EVERY single person I know right now wants to be in a relationship no matter what. I don't know why?!?! It's nothing wrong with being single. During the times I was single, I was happy, and during the times I was in a relationship, I was happy as well. My happiness was defined by me it was not about my relationship status. Many of them don't even have themselves together. Working on yourself should be your first priority. Also if you are a mess you are only going to attract someone else who is a mess. I hate when women especially, say they want a man to take care of them. You should really be able to take care of yourself first. Are you looking for a dad or boyfriend? Anyway once you get yourselves together your next step should be to actually look for a person that will be suitable for you instead of randomly dating any and everyone you see.

        A relationship is like a job. It takes a lot of time, dedication, and effort to make it successful. Education and past experience is always a plus. Soooooo why not have your potential boyfriend/girlfriend fill out an application and go through an interview process before they are chosen for the position. You may also choose the option to have that person interviewed by yourself as well as come back for another interview by someone else so that you have a second opinion. A background and/or credit check may need to be completed. Depending on your standards drug screenings would be an option as well. I personally recommend a probation period of at least 90 days just to give you time to make sure the person you chose is living up to being the person they claimed to be on the application and at the interview. It's no way to know for sure, but that will definitely give them ample time to show their true colors!

     I found these free applications online and they seem to be very thorough and could be very helpful. The links are attached, so REVIEW, SAVE, DOWNLOAD, and PRINT! Feel free to pass this information on to all those you know in need of a new girlfriend or boyfriend!


The Official Girlfriend Application Boyfriend Application

Ordinarily I Don't Do This.....

           Alright I'm going to start off by saying this blog is about ME, ME, ME, ME! Names and locations are the same and I am the innocent and the guilty! With that said, I'll start from the beginning.... It was back to school time and I needed to do some back to school shopping for my children. It was a beautiful day out and for the first time in a while my schedule was free. I went walking around the mall but didn't see much. As I was headed away from the mall I saw K-Mart with a huge Back to School Sale sign up. Normally I don't shop at K-Mart, nothing against it, but just never really went there. Anyway I stopped in and they had some cute clothes for my little ones. I went through the aisles at my leisure and picked out quite a few things. Once I got done shopping I realized that I had hundreds of dollars worth of stuff, which was not a problem but I was undecided if I wanted to pay cash, or charge it. I figured if I charged it I'd accumulate unnecessary interest so I decided to just pay cash. That was until I saw a sign that said LAYAWAY. Ordinarily I don't do this....... but I decided to just put the clothes on layaway and spend my cash on other things. I figured since I get paid in a couple of weeks I'll come back and get the clothes then. It would be before school started and way before the 60 day deadline. So I headed to the layaway counter, paid a portion of the cost, got my receipt, and left the store. Since I still had some cash on hand I continued shopping elsewhere and even went to see a movie. I had a wonderful day!

         OK so now its a couple of weeks later and time to go pick up my layaway. Once I get there the layaway service rep greets me, takes my receipt, and goes to the back to find my layaway. It seems like I'm standing there for a very long time waiting, but I didn't check the time so I wasn't exactly sure. I just patiently waited until she returned. Once she got back she told me that she could not find the items that matched the number printed on my receipt. She was puzzled and so was I. We both kind of figured she had over looked it. She asked me to hold on while she called someone else to the back to help her look. So I waited again. This time I made sure to check to see what time she left to go search again. 18 minutes passed before they came back. I was wondering how many layaways they had back there for it to be taking that long. The whole time I waited no other customers came to that counter or even passed by. The day I spent hours picking out these clothes it didn't really seem busy in the store, nor did it on this day. When they finally came back I asked what the problem was. The second service rep that was called to help stated that they couldn't find the bag of clothes that was tagged with a number to match the number on my receipt. She then asked the first rep if she checked the computer to see if my layaway had been cancelled. I asked why would my layaway be cancelled. The rep stated that sometimes people call in and cancel their layaways.....OK..... I'm not sure if it's just me or not, but I was thinking why would a person call to cancel a layaway then come to the store to pick it up. Sounds pretty odd. Anyway the lady typed the receipt number in the computer and a bunch of paper work printed up surprisingly she told me that my layaway WAS cancelled and that the clothes had been put back! ....OK... Now I'm more confused than before. So I asked her just out of curiosity, WHY was it cancelled? It had only been on layaway about 15 of the 60 days if even that long, and surely I didn't call and cancel it. She said she had no way of knowing exactly, but maybe I did cancel it. REALLY?????? Did she just really say that? OK what the hell is wrong with this lady thinking people are calling in and cancelling layaways then coming and faking like they don't know it's cancelled and trying to pick them up, I mean REALLYYYY!!!!! Who does this? And IF it is some person it definitely ain't me! UUUGGHHH!!! I'm clearly annoyed at this point! So instead of getting hostile, especially because now I'm thinking this lady is either on drugs or mentally challenged, I simply say, "OK whatever,  I'll just go find the stuff and purchase it, no big deal. May I please have my deposit?" Ordinarily I don't do this..... but yes, I did say it nice just like that. Very nice and sweet. Overly nice and sweet. No sense in acting up. 

        OK so now the second service rep that came to help which I'll now refer to as the crazy rep since she thinks everyone calls and cancels layaways, suddenly decides she can't help anymore, she needs to call the Customer Service Mgr. That seems odd. They are both just standing looking at me and none of this is making any sense to me. I immediately ask what's the problem. The crazy rep says, "Since YOU cancelled your layaway you have to pay a cancellation fee and a restock fee." I was like uuuhhh no I didn't cancel my layaway, so I shouldn't have to pay any fees. I would like back all the money I put down so I can just go. It took about 30 seconds for the Customer Service Mgr to get there and ask what the problem was. The crazy rep immediately says "SHE cancelled her layaway and doesn't want to pay the cancellation fee and the restock fee." I'm standing there with my eyes wide like now I KNOW she didn't just say that. SMH. So the Mgr starts in explaining that on my receipt it states the layaway rules and fees and so on. After she finishes I explain to her that I did not CANCEL anything, in fact I came to pick it up and for whatever reason it was put back and the store cancelled it. I could only guess it had been a mistake on the store's behalf. All I wanted was my money so I could leave. The mgr completely ignores everything I said and starts reading the cancellation information off the receipt to me. She then does a transaction on the register and gives me part of my money back. The whole time I'm thinking this has to be a joke or something because this is unreal!!! After a few times of us going back and forth with me trying to politely explain what took place and her trying to explain the layaway rules, I just tell her that I'm not leaving until I get my money back. By now I'm outraged, but still trying to keep it together. The first rep who originally helped me walked away. I can only guess she felt like she was no longer needed. The crazy rep was still there watching the mgr and I. And by now a lady and her child had walked up watching as well. I'm guessing this audience prompted the mgr to give me more of my money in hopes that I'd just take it and leave. She decides to give me the amount of the restock fee but still not the cancellation fee. The restock fee was only a little over $5. Now with that said I don't care if it was 5 cent it was mine and I wanted it, but I guess since she figured it wasn't that much to her so she'd give it to me as a bargaining tactic and make me leave. Since she actually said I'll go ahead this once and give you the restock fee so you can leave, like she was doing ME a favor. Then she opens the register and starts taking out a bunch of change, dimes, nickels, and pennies. I was hoping that she wasn't going to be a fool by giving me all my money back in change. I don't have anything against coins, but she did have dollar bills in the cash register because I could see them. Well not only did she give me all change but she had the nerve to throw it on the counter making change scatter all over. A few coins fell on the floor, and even a few pennies hit my arm. Then she had the nerve to say, " NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD WAIT UNTIL YOU CAN AFFORD TO BUY YOUR CLOTHES BECAUSE I DON'T THINK LAYAWAY IS FOR YOU!!!" .... OOOOMMMMMMGGGGG!!!!!!! What did she say that for?!?!?! Everyone just looked at me to see what I was going to do. I didn't even react. Ordinarily I don't do this....... but I just calmly scooped up ALL of the change, every single coin, and made sure it was all tightly in my hand. Once I had all my money I reached back to gather as much momentum as possible and launched all that change at her head, face, and chest with all my might, and I said in my calmest voice, "NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD CHOSE A DIFFERENT JOB BECAUSE I DON'T THINK CUSTOMER SERVICE MANAGEMENT IS FOR YOU!" Change hit her and the crazy service rep next to her. They both stood looking stunned. I'm not sure why though. They had to expect something in return. I feel like they lucky I didn't pull my pants down and take a dump on the counter!!! They had pushed all my buttons by then and I don't know why they felt like they could harass me and rip me off and it be OK. Oh HELL TO THE NAW!!!! Maybe because I wasn't yelling and screaming they were a little thrown off, I'm not sure and I didn't care. By then the mgr was yelling at me though, saying get out of HER store and she told the crazy service rep to call security on me and if I don't leave to call the police. I asked her for the company's Corporate Office number and her name, I planned to report this store. (S/O to KIM, yea I remember your name chick, I think you still got some change in your hair B!TCH!!!) Oh, Sorry I got side tracked, but anyway they were really out of line. The lady scribbled down a number on the back of a receipt and pushed it towards me mumbling a curse word at me under her breath. Of course I was close enough to hear it. That really set me off. She was the WORST! Ordinarily I don't do this..... but I told her to kiss my ass! She then decided to say, "you're real classy using profanity in front of a child" referring to the customer's child that was standing with her. I couldn't believe the mgr was acting as if she wasn't saying or doing anything wrong. Now ordinarily I don't do this.... but I hollered as loud as I could at her, "F*@K YOU, F*@K HER STANDING NEXT TO YOU, F*@K THIS CUSTOMER, AND F*@K THIS CUSTOMER'S KID TOO!!!! Y'ALL CAN ALL KISS MY A$$!!!!" During this speech I made sure to point each one of them out so there was no misunderstanding of who I was talking about including the kid!

    OK so by now I turn around and see an old dude in a security guard uniform out of my peripheral vision. I wanted to start rolling on the floor laughing. The dude reminded me of the old dude that played on the TV show Martin. He was slowly walking towards me to tell me to leave the store. I had decided I was leaving anyway. I was fed up. So I turned to walk towards the front of the store where the doors where. He was hollering loud but slow saying you need to leave young lady before I call the police. I told him to go right ahead, call them so I could report them for harassing me and ripping me off. The next thing I know I feel him reaching out to touch my shoulder, and I'm thinking WTH?!?! I KNOOOWWW this dude ain't trying to touch me. Ordinarily I don't do this.... but I had to cuss this old dude out! I pretty much made it clear that he better get his hands off me because even though I was raised right I could always go wrong!!! And I had no problems fighting an old man! He don't need to touch me and I don't touch him! Not to mention I KNOW how to get out the store, the same DAMN way I came in. It's only one set of doors. The store ain't but so big and NO I wasn't lost so I didn't need help or an annoying chaperon walking me out! Before I exited the doors he told me I was banned from the store and NEVER allowed back. WWWOOOOWWWWW!!! I expressed to him that I was soooooo disappointed and I couldn't go on any longer knowing that I would no longer be allowed back there. When I got to my car I saw him still standing out front watching me. I just shook my head. I thought about all the crazy stuff you see on TV about people driving their cars into buildings. I see why now!!! I was so tempted to, but I figured it wasn't worth it. I didn't want to hurt anyone, just to annoy them, bother them, inconvenience them, and cost them money like they had done me. I knew in the end I'd be the one to suffer behind that incident so I just drove home. I called the Corporate number the mgr gave me and reported them.  It took 4 weeks but SURPRISINGLY they mailed me all of the rest of my money back with an apology. Now that's good customer service! 

       OK so now I know you probably have questions like have I been back there? NO I haven't. Didn't you read the part that said I was banned. He looked funny and sounded funny when he said it but I'm sure the security guard was serious. It's funny too because the kids always find the need to want to go there now after the banning. I think they bring it up just so I can say no, remember I'm banned. And some of you may wonder did I see those ladies again? NO and I'm actually glad I didn't especially the manager cause I probably would have had to knock her upside her head, and I really don't wanna go to jail for assault or battery. That would be frowned upon!  And some of you may be wondering if I ever got school clothes? YES of course...... oh and I'm sure y'all probably wanna know WHY I had to say F*@K the kid, the answer to that is simple, because they FORCED MY HAND! LMAOOOO... I already explained more than once that Ordinarily I Don't Do This......

Am I Dreaming?

How can you be my best friend for over 15 years but I not know you? I'm not sure how this happens, but I guess..... Standing at the baggage claim and waiting on a friend to arrive I was having small talk with a flamboyant lil dude in the airport waiting on his friend as well. He was explaining to me about how he looked up to his friend of the last 5 years so much for being brave enough transform his life. He was saying that his friend was taking steps and living out a life long dream. I was like yea, yea ok, uh huh, half paying attention, trying not to be rude. Then I noticed my friend coming so I was like, oh hey here comes my girl so I gotta go, good luck to you and your friend. He said here comes my friend too, but no one else was there my but girl Tanya. She is walking towards us with a huge smile on her face. I'm trying to figure out what's up with that, and how he knows her and WHY he is referring to her as a guy!!! So immediately I'm like WTH is going on!!! She said I'm so sorry for misleading you all this time. I'm thinking she is talking to ole dude and apologizing to him for making him think she is a drag queen or something. And the reason I say this is because he was looking like one and she is always playing around and joking with people and stuff so I didn't think that was too far fetched on her behalf. I knew she couldn't possibly be a man. For one she has three beautiful children and I've known her for 15 years. OK, I was so wrong..... again. SMH. She was looking dead at me!!!!. I thought I was having an outer body experience!!!! WHAT!!!! HOW!!!!! EXPLAIN!!!!! I almost passed out. My best friend since we were teenagers was a man who had been living as a woman and was about to have a complete sex change. She faked three pregnancies over the years and had managed to adopt three children and was  currently living with her fiance'. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!  And I pinched myself to see if I was dreaming..........

Social Networks or Dating Networks

If you haven't heard of a social networks by now your living in a cave. There are plenty of websites where people can interact socially online. I'm not sure when or how it became popular to use those social networks to look for baby mommas/daddies, cut buddies, lovers, spouse, etc. I am old fashion, I am also extremely non trusting and feel like its too dangerous to meet someone online for a few hours then meet up with them in person shortly after. Chatting with a person sight unseen is too impersonal for me. Especially when I'm trying to make a determination if I'm going to be dating them or not. Apparently there are some of you that don't have any problems with that, in fact you embrace it like it was your last meal or something. Some of you have made it a hobby, some a profession, and some a lifestyle. I'm just wondering how far is too far. I personally think this is tooooo damn far but hey who am I to judge...... A friend of mine, and I use the word friend loosely, told me she had just got out of a bad relationship. I didn't really care or try to pretend to care, but that didn't stop her from continuing with the story. She told me that she met someone online, it started off with just a few nice words, chatting back and forth. After only a few days it became serious sexual conversation. Then after a few weeks they were making plans to meet. Well since they "only" lived 14 hours away from each other my friend decided to drive to meet up with this person. Now the whole time she is talking the look on my face has went from purely uninterested to straight disgusted. However my curiosity has taken over and I really want to here the details that led to this outcome. Anyway, she proceeds to say, she packed up a weeks worth of stuff and drove 14 hours away to meet a person she'd only seen pictures of online. When she got to her destination she tried to contact her new man as she called him, but for whatever reason he wasn't answering the phone or returning her calls. So she sat in the hotel wondering what was going on. For two whole days!!!! SMH. Then finally he called back, saying what's up. My immediate thought was he probably figured if she had really driven way up there to meet him then she was gone by now, but he was so wrong, LOL. He apparently didn't realize he had gotten involved with a seriously stupid female. She then went on to say she told him she was there, ready to meet, go to lunch, hang out for the rest of the week, and have fun doing all those things they spent all night chatting about. His conversation was sounding real different now. Nothing like before, with all that I wanna be with you mess he was talking before. He was way more apprehensive than before. WHY do you ask, hhhmmm, well one because he was about 7 years older than he said and he was way more married!!! Yea that makes a big difference! So my friend a.k.a. DESPERADO decided that since she was there she might as well hang out anyway. Why waste a trip?  She told him it was cool, so he came to the hotel. He looked nothing like his pics, he looked even older than the 7 added years he had just admitted to. He also smelled of cigarette smoke AND didn't even have money to pay for her food. SMH, so what did she do next? Hung out with him ALL day because her excuse was she didn't know anyone else there. And the next day she called him again to come back to her hotel. He never answered anymore of her calls AGAIN! She still stayed the rest of the week hoping he'd come back cause he ended up being "cool". She was disappointed when he didn't. So she drove home, but that didn't discourage her from contacting him again online when she got back and continuing the very sexual chats. SMDH....Now she is complaining about just getting out of a bad relationship. What warped mind do you have to have to think that's a relationship? For whatever reason they don't chat anymore, so she is saying she is done with him and its over, but I don't even see where it started. Really? Now with that said my point was hooking up with people online could be dangerous and you never know who you may get involved with. The person may be a straight loony tune. I was referring to her! Not him! Since this incident she has signed up with several online dating sites, paid and non paid. She also travels overseas to meet with men in hopes to find a husband! And I found out her sister has been married three, I repeat three times to men she has met on sites such as Facebook and Twitter!  SSSSSAAAADDDD!!!!!! Social networks are probably best for simple socializing.

Offering Time

I looooovvvveee this video!! When I first saw this video a while ago I thought it was a joke, but when I looked on Youtube I noticed that there were a bunch more of this same dude dancing at other churches.  I guess this is the way he gets his praise and his offering on. I'm not judging, but I'm definitely laughing. That backwards fall had me in tears!!! LMAOOOOOOO... Humans are very entertaining!!!

The Yearly Exam

Many of us women know what the "yearly" exam entails. Most of us don't like getting them, but we know its necessary to stay healthy and make sure everything is running smoothly with our woman parts. Kinda like car maintenance on the va-jay-jay and the boobies. A while ago I spoke with a friend and she mentioned that she gets examined on a monthly or bimonthly basis. I've heard of being cautious but damn. Are you EXPECTING it to be problem? She is always doing something strange so I figured maybe her freak meter was passed 10 and she was getting extra check ups cause she had been playing in the danger zone. One day she called me on the phone while she was driving to the doc. She was complaining because she was disappointed her regular doc wouldn't be in and she was thinking of rescheduling her appointment. I didn't really think anything of it because those exams are so personal that it's best to be with a doctor that's familiar and you're comfortable with. Well as she kept talking I found out that she was going to the doctor each month because she had what I'd consider as a crush on the doctor and the exams turned her on. SMH!!!! WWWOOOOWWW. OK, you got to be a real perv to get turned on when a doc is sticking a cold metal speculum in your va-jay-jay, in cold bright room, staring in with a flashlight looking for something out of the ordinary. And yea, the docs do insert their fingers and feel around, and yea they do give a breast exam where they kinda feel you up, but the whole ordeal feels odd and medical like to me. That amount of physical contact is too much for someone that I don't even know like that. The last thing on my mind is being turned on. I'm normally feeling violated and ready to run out of there. This crazy fool goes on purpose as much as she can and makes sure her doctor does the full exam so she can lay there and fantasize. Now hearing this you'd probably think she is a lonely, desperate, person, who can't get a man. Well she is far from it. Men actually try to talk to her any chance they get. And she has no problem dating several at once. I'm sure the doc thinks she is a hypochondriac by now, or worse, that she has a mental illness. There is probably a warning note posted in her file. And I'm shocked that the doctor keeps seeing her. Shouldn't they be telling her its not necessary to come back that often? Shouldn't they recommend she talk to a counselor if she is doing something so ridiculous that it would require her to need her cooch checked that often? Seems to me like an intervention would be in order. Her conversation was starting to sound real suspect. I figured maybe she was lying and maybe she was messing around with this doctor or something. I just came out and asked, "Is he married and are you having an affair with him?" Before she could even answer my next set of questions was, "How long have you been doing this? Has the doc asked why you come (not pun intended) so often? And don't you feel like a sick perv each time you go?" And then I started to wonder is this some how considered sexual harassment even though she said she lays there quietly enjoying it? Just seems like something ain't right about it to me. There was about 30 seconds of silence after my line of questioning. To me that just confirmed my suspicions. She must be messing around with this doctor! Who pauses that long before they answer a question? Then she says oh are you talking to me? I'm like yeah, who else would I be talking to? She was like OMG, you thought the doctor was a man??? I'm like uuuhhh yea!!!... So not only are you telling me you being a perv and getting off on boob and cooch exams, now you telling me you getting off on boob and cooch exams from your FEMALE doctor. SMDH, really? I wanted to call the doctors office and tell on her!!! She is the worst!!! And not because its a woman, but cause of the perverted stuff she is doing period!!! But I still think I was shocked that her doc was a woman. Or maybe more shocked on how she dropped the news. She seemed to feel like everything she was saying was completely normal. Now let's keep in mind she says she is not bisexual or gay. By the time I got off the phone with her I was confused AND disturbed. I tried to block this information out of my brain. I have heard that when people experience something traumatizing that they can completely block it out and forget. I was hoping to be able to do that with this conversation, but it ain't happen. After she got done explaining how I'm always overreacting and how NORMAL this was, I was SPEECHLESS... Sometimes I wonder how many other pervs out there get off on medical exams, LOL... Maybe I'm the only one who DOESN'T.

I'm JUST Saying...

--> Why are you hanging out at the gas station and you DON'T have a car, talkin about "What's up Shawty!" Well I feel like I should be asking you "What's up?!" and asking WTH your grown ass doing hanging out at a gas station? If you have failed that much in life that you only aspire to chill at toxic smelling gas stations, harassing folks, breathing in fumes all day then I definitely don't have room for you in my life! Lack of ambition is not cute! Kill Yourself! -I'm Just Saying

--> Why did I go shopping around town but I call customer service about a product I just bought and I'm forced to talk to someone way in another country like South America or India?!?!? I'm starting to think the applications now say you have to have a heavy accent in order to be a phone rep. I used to work at a call center with hundreds of people and at least 95 % of us spoke English as our first language! The other day it was so bad I thought I was gonna have to click over and conference in a damn translator!!!  Uuuuuggghhhhh -I'm Just Saying

--> Can someone tell me where in the package and application instructions from your lace wigs does it say expose as much of your damn forehead as possible?!?!? I should have included a pic but I didn't wanna hurt any one's feelings. LOL. Naw I'm lying. Actually I had so many to choose from that I couldn't decide. -I'm Just Saying

--> How come it's OK to have sex with EVERYBODY for free but you could get locked up if you charge just one person! Shouldn't we promote entrepreneurship? LMAOOOOO (I'm so silly) -I'm Just Saying

--> Ladies just because you can physically comb your hair and apply makeup DOESN'T mean your are a hair stylist or makeup artist. SMH. People go to school and get licensed for that. Respect their craft! -I'm Just Saying

--> Why people in raggedy, little, loud, bogish, cars always riding like they on the motor speedway? Slow down before your car falls apart!!! Your passengers riding with a helmet and ear plugs on! - I'm Just Saying

--> Riding around town I noticed that almost every dude was wearing dreds and skinny jeans looking like bad versions of Weezy? When did it become popular to wanna look like a crazy Gremlin?!?!? Wearing Lil Wayne uniforms ain't cool!!! -I'm Just Saying

--> Tattoos are real common now days, BUT guess what!!! That's temporary. It's a fact times change, but that tattoo ain't going nowhere. Old, wrinkled, tattoo covered faces and skin ain't cute! Mess around and end up looking like a crazy, scary Monster! -I'm Just Saying

--> And speaking of old, hhhmmmm, how old is too old to be gangbangin? I was told you bang for life! REALLY? How ridiculous is it for fools to be throwing up gang signs from each end of the hall at the nursing home. Doing ride bys and throwing jello cups as the orderlies push you around in your wheel chair. Gummin out the word GANSTAAA!!! (in my gummiest voice)  reppin yo hood at a damn Senior facility. Sounds ridiculous as HELL to me!!! -I'm Just Saying

--> Some woman seem to feel like wearing stilettos qualifies as being dressed up or even as being high fashion. IT'S NOT!! You can't have on a bogish, ratchet, outfit and slip on some stylish heels and think you doing something! Plus I think stores need to include an instructional video on how to walk for a these chicks walking around like both they ankles broke! GOODNESS! It hurts my eyes watching that mess. Oh wait I can't forget about those wanna be pigeon toed,  parrot toed chicks. LMAO AND the bowlegged ones. If your feet so messed up or you just can't walk in heels don't wear them. Practice with small ones (at home) and work your way up. Stop embarrassing yourself ladies! -I'm Just Saying

--> And last but not least!!! How come everyone is a model, photographer, and graphic designer?!?!? Because you dress up and pose in a pic does not make you a model, let's call you a mannequin (a.k.a. dummy). Because you bought a camera from Best Buy or somewhere does not make you a photographer, let's call you a consumer. Because you downloaded a bootleg version of PhotoShop and clicked a few features to change a picture does not make you a designer, let's call you a butcher (since you probably just butchered a REAL photographers hard work). Get it together people, everyone can't do everything. Respect REAL artists skills and hard work!!! -I'm Just Saying

The Phonebook

I just had to post this story and what's worse its sooooo true. A really close friend that I grew up with came to me saying she wanted to talk about a problem in her relationship. I'm thinking cool, whatever it is can be solved. Things seemed to be going well from the outside looking in so I'm feeling like its not going to be too serious. So anyway, she immediately starts off saying that her boyfriend beats her. I was stunned. I never imagined that was gonna come up. I told her to call the police and to leave ASAP. Then to my surprise she said she did but it didn't work. I'm thinking how the heck didn't it work. Now I got a million thoughts in my head. I'm recalling everything I've seen about abuse from others I know AND in all those lifetime movies, trying to rapidly think of a plan to save my friend. She explains that one day they "got into it" and she called the police and they came and threatened to arrest her. What???? Why???? So now I'm confused for real. I'm thinking why the hell would they do that, what sense does that make? She said that he hit her in the face like 3 or 4 times but she couldn't prove it, and they saw the scratches she put on him so they figured she was lying and she was the abuser. WOW!! So now I'm demanding the whole story cause some thing doesn't seem right. We have been close friends for a while so I know she has the potential to be the aggressive one in a relationship, and I know it is very possible for women to abuse a man. Ok, so this is what she tells me; they were at home arguing all morning over something stupid which she didn't even remember now, then she threatened him by saying she'd stab him and she started talking a bunch of shit to piss him off. He gets mad and leaves the house. He came back the next day. So now she is mad demanding to know where he was all night. He ignores her so in her anger she starts hitting him. During this time he is trying to hold her down and restrain her and stop her from hitting him in the face. Afterwards he threatens to call the police on her so she finally stops. He retreats to their room and locks himself in. She decides that she is satisfied for now. She hit him a few times, pissed him off and has him prisoner in their home. She decides to go watch TV. Hours pass and when he finally comes out. He comes and sits down to talk with her. Then here comes the shocker..... he grabs the Yellow Pages Phone book off the coffee table and puts it up to her face and starts punching it. WOW!!! It's wrong, but all I could do was laugh!!!!! LMAOOOOOO. Tears were streaming down my face from laughter by the time I calmed down. So yea, anyway then she finishes by saying she called the police but since there were no bruise on her face they didn't arrest him. Then she says that was the first time. Well that means this has happened more than once. Apparently she goes berserk on him and to get back at her he puts a phone book up to her face and punches it to hurt her without making bruises. I'm guessing the book is thick enough to absorb the punch but still stun her from the pressure of the hit. That's just my guess cause I'm not trying to find out. Being the person I am I just gave her my honest feelings about this situation. My first words were, "Girl that's crazy as hell, but you a damn fool!" First off my thoughts are men shouldn't ever hit a woman, but women shouldn't hit on their man either! If things get that bad leave, leave, leave!!! And if you gonna be the fool that stays and starts fights knowing the repercussions then you should get rid of ALL the phonebooks in the house. As a matter of fact ALL the damn reading material would be gone after that first time, no magazines, newspapers, kids would have to leave their book bags outside on the porch and everything!!! Now I'm thinking what happened the second time. Did he say hey, you wanna order a pizza, I'll get the phonebook and find the number, then put it to her face real quick and start going at it. I mean really. The phone book is not small. So he gotta hold it up with one hand while keeping it steady to her face, and punching it. Was she sitting still helping him balance? Was she holding it for him? When she saw him with a phone book in his hand, shouldn't she run? Should she start wearing a helmet with a face guard? Should she make a suit of armor out of phonebooks to help protect against the next attack? I'm just saying. That all sounds crazy to me! In the end my advice was to just leave. She wanted to work it out and stay so that's the end of me speaking on it. I do however randomly ask has she got phone booked lately, just to see what she says. After a story like that I admit, I'm curious. Her reply is usually some smart comment. And yeah we are still close friends. She is grown enough to know better !!! It's nothing I can do. On another note, I'm thinking now, should Tommy's mom (referring to first blog post) have phone booked him as punishment for cutting that shirt? NAW..... I'm joking LOL...... PSA: And yeah, please don't try this at home!!! LMAOOOOO